Improv, Help Desks And Friend Bars

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

Rates Are Going Up All Over... Even Behind Bars

Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

SONY Ain't The Only Company Guilty Of Peddling Shit

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

Apparently 'The Shining' Lives On

The ghosts of presidents (and children) past...

Stallion Alert: First Openly Gay Horse Running A Race

First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday

If Only It Were This Easy

Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain

Dana Perino, You're On Notice: The Drone Does A Better Job

Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission

You'd Need A Few Lifetimes To Survey All The Damage

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

This 'Resource' Will Be Tapped Long Before 2013

Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

The Supremes Rule That Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

They say justice is blind...

Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'


News Flash To Gay Drama Queens: Your Rights Have Been Upheld

You gotta read this...

In a related story, the Massachusetts Supreme Court made a ruling of its own. Here's the headline:

Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry."

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