Hot Springs Resort & Spa (Hot Springs, N.C.)

I don't want to beat up on a small-town stab at a spa, but this was just abysmal and unintentionally hilarious all the way around. The country-gravel driveway was an ominous precursor to a building that looked from a distance like an undressed doublewide - because it was, in fact, some sort of readybuilt trailer doubling as a hot-springs spa retreat. (read more)